A Little Humor for Monday

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
> expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I
> got a call from the contractor who installed them. He
> was complaining that the work had been completed a whole
> year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
>
> Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean
> that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just
> what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that
> in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
>
> Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
>
> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
> finally just hung up. He never called back. I
> bet he felt like an idiot.