Crabs

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box from him and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her "personally
responsible" for the crabs staying completely frozen, and proceeded to
rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom
to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans, please raise your hand. Not one hand went up.

So, she took them home and had a lovely dinner
by herself.

Men never learn.